(To be rapped to Fresh Prince of BelAir)

So this is a story all about how,

my life got flipped, turned upside down.

I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,

I'll tell you how I stole the heart of a proclaimed bachelor-debonaire. 

In the West Caribbean, we had taken a trip,

took all the kids to see the Atlantic on a ship!

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool,

when Michael decided to make a silly rule.

"I'm going shopping" he said, "you can't come",

then he rode off to town, and said he'd spent a ton. 

I knew then that he had bought the rock,

and was preparing to get down on one knee for the talk.

Fast forward two months, to New York City we went,

Michael was acting weird, nervous, slightly bent. 

I asked him what was wrong when he came near,

he was acting all sly and said, "nothing dear."

If anything I could say that his attitude was a bear

But I thought, "nah forget it, NYC time is rare." 

We went to see my baby sister's Broadway debut,

Afterwards, Time's Square at sunset, quite the lighted view. 

I turned around and there he was down on one knee, 

Ask me to be his happily forever,  and so it shall be.